SORRY BUT I HAD TO!

(Source: keatontromberg, via embluntz)

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via keatonspants)

tankitkeaton:

Hindsight

Posted 3 hours ago (originally tankitkeaton) + 106 notes

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

(via wesleystrombang)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally 12-stars) + 51,829 notes

surfinstromberg:

snap: wesandkeats

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mblem3:

when u a $34.95 but he’s a $19.95 ://///

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Posted 3 hours ago (originally mblem3) + 179 notes

surfinstromberg:

wesleystromberg: Such an epic night tonight in Chicago! Seriously soo blessed ! #crazygoodsummer #poptarts

(via surfinstromberg)

wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

(via ftwemblem3)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally wearingly) + 252,995 notes

(Source: shutthe-frontdoor, via parakeat)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via dankmichael)

Anonymous Question:
How did you lose you virginity?

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania, via kinkywithkeaton)

“I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender…I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole.” — Renoirs  (via whitenes-s)

(via kinkywithkeaton)

Posted 6 hours ago (originally renoirs) + 459 notes

keaton + swearing

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Posted 23 hours ago (originally drewsgandhi) + 483 notes

averagestyles:

no offense but i really wanna kiss u

(Source: ingridmichaelsun, via dxlanobriens)

Posted 1 day ago (originally ingridmichaelsun) + 64 notes