SORRY BUT I HAD TO!
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
The Signs thoughts
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
when u a $34.95 but he’s a $19.95 ://///
wesleystromberg: Such an epic night tonight in Chicago! Seriously soo blessed ! #crazygoodsummer #poptarts
I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
How did you lose you virginity?
i had sex
welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby
“I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender…I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole.” — Renoirs (via whitenes-s)
keaton + swearing